Run-ons (Based on the alternate "Turn Back the Clock" theme for February)
Cub 1: What time is it?
Cub 2: Three o'clock .
Cub 1: Oh no!
Cub 2: What's the matter?
Cub 1: I've been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different answer!
Cub 1: How come you didn't wait to see the second act of the play?
Cub 2: Didn't have time. The program said it took place a year later.
Q. If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it?
A. Twenty after one.
A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
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