Run-ons: "Planting Seeds of Kindness" for March

“The Infantry is Coming!” (Can be done as a Skit or as a run-on)

(Use as many Scouts as you would like but the last one is off-stage with a small "tree" in a pot)

Scout 1: (Runs on stage) "The infantry is coming!!" Runs off or to end)

Scout 2: (Runs on stage) "The infantry is coming!!" Runs off or to end)

Scout 3: (Runs on stage) "The infantry is coming!!" Runs off or to end)

Scout 4: (Runs on stage) "The infantry is coming!!" Runs off or to end)

Scout 5: (Runs on stage with infant tree- all others run away screaming)

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims.

Scout 2 looks dejected

Scout 1: Aw, what’s wrong?

Scout 2: I have a rock garden…

Scout 1: Yeah?

Scout 2: Well, last week three of them died!

Q: What do you call a mushroom that’s the life of the party?

A: A fun-gi

Q: What kind of flowers do you give to King Tut?
A: Chrysanthemummies.